writer, performer, editor, poet.

Drunk Off Heart Condition

Welcome. Whether you're a prospective client, interested reader, supportive friend, or consider yourself something else entirely, thank you for your virtual patronage!

Customized

Every project I work on is expertly tailored to the specifications and needs of my individual clients.

Comprehensive

My work spans industries and dialects. Whether you need the nuance the North American market requires or the cultural competency to write globally-appealing ad copy, I can help you.

Backed by experience

I've been writing and editing for others in both a professional and casual capacity for over a decade.

What can I do for you?

Business writing Personal correspondence Creative proposals Multipurpose templates

Let's get started!

Writing is a calling, not a choice.

~ Isabel Allende

PROJECTS

What I've been called to do

Write a memoir

Currently working on a memoir in an oddball style. I'm in the draft stages, but hoping to publish one day.

Write a blog

Documenting life with a rare heart defect; exposing the minutiae of daily pills, care, tests, treatments, and surgeries.

Write for you!

Helping others with challenging projects keeps me learning and engaged.

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What Clients Say

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[Drunk off Heart Condition] has a very special ability to make their writing feel authentic. Whether it's in descriptive emotions, scenes that paint a 'lived in' setting, or dialog between characters in awkward situations; they all feel alive and as real as if you could see it in your day to day. This is a skill someone who is well versed in life acquires and carves a digestible and very homey feeling writing style.
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